Barocky Road

This will be a huge seller!

In Honor of the 44th President of the United States, Baskin-Robbins Ice Cream has issued a new flavor, ‘Barocky Road’

Barocky Road is a blend of half Vanilla, half Chocolate, and surrounded  by Nuts and Flakes.

The Vanilla portion of the mix is not openly advertised and usually denied as an ingredient.

The Nuts and Flakes are all very bitter and hard to  swallow.

The Cost is $100.00 per  scoop.

When purchased, it will be  presented to you in a large beautiful cone, but then the Ice Cream is taken away and  given to the person in line behind you.

Thus you are left with an empty  wallet, no change, holding an empty cone, with no hope of getting any Ice Cream.