Today’s Tidbits
March 27th, 2009 . by BastiBrazil’s President, while meeting Gordon Brown, has said the global financial crisis was caused by “white people with blue eyes”.
Ah yes the ‘white people with blue eyes’. You can’t trust those people at all. I know this for a fact because I’m one of these ‘white people with blue eyes’. (Do you still think the 21st century is going to be an enlightened one?)
It appears the ‘Comrade Obama’ gaffe’ where his TelePrompter failed him and he thanked himself was anything, but a gaffe. To quote Foghorn Leghorn: “It was a joke sonny, just joke.” Those that didn’t get the joke were the cloistered Bible thumping, gun toting, sheet wearing, Right-wing-nuts who don’t have a clue about anything.
Dozens march for Mixon, against police
“OPD you can’t hide – we charge you with genocide,” chanted the demonstrators
Told you this sort of thing was going to escalate when the ‘usual suspects’ had ‘one of their own’ sitting in the Oval Office. What will be the ‘last straw that breaks the camels back’ and causes us to descend into final anarchy?
Stimulus to pay for anti-suicide fence…
Once the fence is built the problem of tall trees and tall buildings will be addressed. And undisclosed source said the watchwords were now, “Make America Suicide Free by 2023.” Catchy little ditty isn’t it.
Missouri retracts report linking militias, 3rd party candidates…
This is like when a judge in a trial says, “The jury will disregard those remarks.” We all know is is impossible to disregard anything once you’ve seen or heard it.
Translation: “Shut down all manufacturing in the US and Europe. Transfer all manufacturing and wealth into the cesspit’s of the world so as to make looting of assets easier.”
It’s coming on to Easter and Spring is here. Got to gouge the motorists when you can, the silly bastards refuse to drive a lot in snow and ice.
Study: Drinking Very Hot Tea Linked to Throat Cancer
I heard many years ago that birthdays were linked with death from all causes. It seems that all people die within one calender year after having a birthday. The UN has promised to look into the possibility of having all birthdays banned.
What the Heck Is Hillary Apologizing For?
Who knows? Any woman with the legion of faults that bedevil Hilary Clinton could be apologizing for most anything.
Global ban on “insulting” Islam
Ya mean something like this?
Obam Joke
Barack Hussein Obama walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder.
The bartender says, “Hey, where did you get that?”
The parrot says, “Kenya.”
