Living Will

I,__________________, being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means.

Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of pinhead politicians who couldn’t pass ninth grade biology if their lives depended on it, or lawyers/doctors interested in simply running up the bills.

If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to ask for at least one of the following:

Glass of wine
Chocolate
Another pair of boots
Dark beer
Margarita
Sex
Single Malt Whiskey
Steak
Iced Tea
Southern food
Cheeseburgers
French Fries
Submarine sandwitch
Ice cream
Strawberries
Play with my guns
Play with my swords
Another Steeler hat
Some hot peppers
Pet my cat
Pet my dog

It should be presumed that I won’t ever get better. When such a
determination is reached, I hereby instruct my appointed person and attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes, let the ‘fat lady sing,’ and call it a day!
Have a Drink  IT’S 5 O’CLOCK SOMEWHERE