Show me one place on earth where hypocrisy doesn’t flourish.

Mexican Prez Slams US Border Wall  At a meeting with a bilateral entrepreneurial organization Tuesday, Mexican President Felipe Calderon criticized the 745-mile, 1.3 billion dollar border wall the US is building to prevent illegal immigration from Mexico.

Memo to President Calderon: legal immigration is one thing: illegal immigration is just that – illegal.

Had it something approximating a spine, the US congress should be passing laws to make the cost of repatriation of illegal immigrants so costly to your government that finally, you will begin to fix the infrastructure problems in your ecomomy so that people will be able to work, thrive, and prosper in Mexico.

The US border has been a ‘safety valve’ for Mexico’s social and financial problems for far too long.

ABC News is having a Goregasm…

and is doing so for all to see. Isn’t this a violation of public indecency laws?

Anyway, ABC News has published an opinion piece today from some blogger I never heard of polishing the knob of a man I wish I had never heard of. (Damnable prepositions..I will not rewrite my sentence. You don’t own me!)

Check out these laugh a minute excerpts from Ostroy’s article:

Make no mistake: Former Vice President Al Gore will be our next president.

Make no mistake…this should clue you in as to how deluded this editorialist is.

I am as confident about that assertion as I am that George W. Bush will go down in history as America’s worst president ever.

Really? Worst. President. EVAH? Finally, Andrew Johnson can catch a break. And is that the sound of a sigh I hear eminating from Plains, Georgia?

Make no mistake…I think this guy’s attention span and sense of historical perspective is probably limited to whatever was on before the last commercial break on “Oxygen”. Or “E”. Whatever is gayer.

At Sunday’s Oscar ceremony, Gore took home the coveted prize for best feature documentary for “An Inconvenient Truth,” his scorching red-flag raiser on global warming.

Quick, America! Name 3 people (and I’ll spot you Gore and Michael Moore) who have ever won the “best feature documentary”.

Make no mistake…you probably can’t.

Hardly a barometer for guaging public popularity, I would say.

On stage he was graceful, poised and presidential. And it didn’t hurt his hipness quotient any to be getting a little Leo DiCaprio love either. That’s right, Al Gore is suddenly cool.

Umm…on stage he was also very, very, large. Ginormous, even. Are the Taft bathtubs still in the White House?

And since when is being associated with Leo DiCaprio cool?

Make no mistake…when people’s fondest recollection of your biggest movie role is seeing you drown in a field of icebergs and ship debris, your “hip” factor is probably pretty low.

Except to 12 year old girls, I suppose. Or Andy Ostroy.

It gets even better.

Umm..not really.

In October, Gore will also likely be the recipient of the Nobel Peace Prize for being the planet’s biggest advocate in the fight against climate change. His prestigious nomination in this exclusive club puts him in the company of such independent thinkers, statesmen and activists as Dr. Martin Luther King, President Jimmy Carter, Elie Wiesel and Mother Theresa.

And Yasser Arafat. You wouldn’t want to leave out the mass murdering, anti-Israel, terrorist leader. Might diminish your award a little.

Oh wait…you did include mass-murdering, anti-Israel, terrorist leader, apologiser Jimmuh Carter. So, I guess it was diminished by your list.

My bad.

Now let’s talk chops. Gore’s an enlisted Vietnam vet…

Make no mistake…Al Gore served his country bravely as a Stars and Stripes reporter who was assigned personal bodyguards by his Senator father. Just like all those other GI’s.

Hell…even John Kerry didn’t have personal bodyguards on his three month tour of duty in the ‘Nam. So, thanks for being the only veteran alive who makes Kerry look positively butch, Al!

…who served four terms in the U.S. House of Representatives, two terms in the Senate, and eight years as vice president in one of the most successful administrations ever…

Most successful administrations EVAH?

Make no mistake…besides raising a lot of money in Buddhist Temples, what exactly was Al Gore’s biggest accomplishment in the Clinton Administration? Was it not getting impeached, or not getting indicted?

…Let’s not forget that he won the popular vote in 2000, and as many say, the Electoral College as well.

Ahhh..Florida 2000 much?

Make no mistake…many say Ostroy writes like a BDS-addled douchenozzle. I guess that means it’s a valid criticism.

So wait, he’s hip, he’s brilliant, he’s highly experienced.

You do realize this column is about Al Gore, don’t you?

Must be that whole attention span issue I noticed earlier.

I even have the perfect campaign slogan for Gore: “Imagine how it would’ve been.”

Heh…John Lennon as political campaign spinmeister. Is there anything he couldn’t do? Besides duck.

I think I’m going to take a page from Ostroy’s book and imagine I didn’t read his ridiculous article.

After all…this kind of ankles-grabbing punditry is much more suitable for, I dunno, Wonkette’s site, I think.

Then again, I think she does get more hits than ABC News, so that may explain why they ran this abomination.

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NEW CALIFORNIA DRIVER’S LICENSE
2,000 years ago, Moses said, “Pick up your shovel, pack your ass, mount your camel and I shall lead you to the Promised Land.”

Last year, the Congress of the United States said “Si, Amigos, throw away your shovel, sit on your ass, light your Camels, we’re giving you the Promised Land.”

Greenhouse sceptics to congregate

HARD-CORE global warming sceptics will descend on Canberra today for the release of a book claiming environmentalism is the new religion.

Former mining executive Arvi Parbo will launch Ray Evans’ new publication, Nine Facts About Climate Change, at a function at Parliament House.

The book claims climate change is nothing new and declares Howard Government investments in solar power and in cleaning up coal a “complete waste of taxpayers’ money”.

“Environmentalism has largely superseded Christianity as the religion of the upper classes in Europe and to a lesser extent in the United States,” Mr Evans says in the publication.

“It is a form of religious belief which fosters a sense of moral superiority in the believer, but which places no importance on telling the truth,” he says.

More @ http://tinyurl.com/3yjqwn The Age

Couldn’t have said it better myself!  We’re asked to take all this crap on ‘faith’!  Well I never caught any religion and I didn’t catch this latest nonsense.  As they say in Missouri, “You have to show me!”

Gore Responds to Charges His House Uses Too Much Electricity

I’m a spend thrift when it comes to electricity and I have fires outside in the summer as often as possible.  (Anything Gore is against, I’m pro)

Powder Scare at Missouri Campus

Still jumping at shadows I see.

Prince Charles Calls for Big Mac Ban

How about a ban on big eared freaks instead?

Pelosi Falls Short On Election Promises…

I expected no less.

Police: Using laptop in car caused deadly head-on…

Watch for new laws on this one.

China Stocks Post Biggest Drop in Decade…

Remember when the South-East Asia bubble burst in the 90′s?  When China goes it won’t be pretty, look for more Tienanmen Squares.

Indian MAG: Americans Lifestyles Creating Climate ‘Holocaust’…

Yawn!  Nothing intelligent being said in the article just more stats that don’t mean anything in the end.

Mobile groups study barcode plan…

Well they put bar-codes on other tin cans, why not these tornado snacks?

How Long Can The U.S. Count On Foreign Funding?

How about forever, because if we go toes up financially we take the world with us.

Risks of tainted food rise as inspections drop

I lay this directly at the feet of employers using cheap ‘illegal invader labor’.  Remember profit comes before all!

Gulf countries: No air space for Israel

This never stopped the Israelis before.

Democrats get set to reward lawbreakers

More @ http://tinyurl.com/2p28nc hotair.com

JFC! WTF is wrong with so many assholes in this country! It’s like being a citizen means nothing at all! Well I guess its time for all the rest of us to renounce our citizenship, so we can get on the gravy train.